5 ways to tell someone is reading Infinite Jest
August 19th, 2009 | Published in 5ives
1. They’re writing funny w/r/t their use of abbreviations
2. Whatever bag they’ve been carrying always seems to be 2.5 lbs heavier than usual
3. They start calling dead people ‘de-mapped’
4. Always asking if they can borrow that to use as another bookmark
5. They’re making lists like this when they can’t just sit and read the thing